So, some you trivia buffs may appreciate this. Did you know that the Salisbury steak was invented by an American physician named Dr. J.H. Salisbury in 1897? He wanted to help encourage the eating of more beef. While serving as a physician during the Civil War, he created the infamous recipe of ground beef, seasonings and onions. As an advocate of beef, he heavily promoted the idea of eating more beef to alleviate mental illness, tumors, diarrhea and heart disease. Thus, the "steak" was born. With a much deserved self-pat on the back, he named it after himself, declared it to be healthy, and then took it to the masses. He decided it was so good for you in fact, that he suggested it be eaten three times a day.
 
Ummm, it should also be mentioned that he thought fruits
and vegetables were the culprits behind the tumors, mental illness, and such. [1]
 
Don't get me wrong, I love a good salisbury steak.
 
Despite the nutty reason for it's conception, it does have the potential to be super delicious and healthy. Repeat... potential. Pictured above is yet another one of my submissions to Simple, Good and Tasty's school lunch contest. I'm not going to lie, it did taste like a Salisbury steak. I only had a slight initial cramping when I started to eat it. Keep in mind, however, I was still convalescing from the "Great Enchilada Assault of 2010" just two days prior. I have always assumed today's version of Salisbury steak, was just that, steak (ie. beef) with seasonings. Of course, me being me, upon looking at the school version, I began wondering how they managed to get the thing so flat..and un-beefy.
 
A quick google search, made me wish I wouldn't obsess so much about stuff like this.
 
Turns out, the USDA created their own version of an acceptable Salisbury steak (yeah, it's bad, you already know). Here's what they say according to their Labeling Policy Book:
 
Salisbury Steak

Finished product must contain at least 65 percent meat. Fat is limited to 30 percent. Other requirements are:

1. It is an unbreaded cooked product.

2. The meat block may contain 25 percent pork, with the remainder beef. Or, the meat block may contain up to 12 percent partially defatted chopped beef and pork.

3. Extenders are permitted up to 12 percent. When isolated soy protein is used, 6.8 percent is the equivalent of 12 percent of the other extenders. Those extenders include, but are not limited to: cereal, bread crumbs, cracker meal, soy flour, soy protein concentrate, isolated soy protein, and textured vegetable protein.

4. Meat byproducts are not permitted. Beef heart meat is permitted.

5. Permitted liquids include, but are not limited to: water, broth, milk, cream, skim milk and reconstituted skim milk (9 parts water to 1 part NFDM).

6. Product not cooked which conforms to the above may be labeled —Patties for Salisbury."

I'm not sure if the policy really embraces kooky 'ole Mr. Salisbury's vision. I know for a fact it doesn't embrace the one I have for our kid's school lunches.

 
 Now...here's where it gets silly. As, the policy states above,  the finished product must contain at least 65% meat (pork, beef) to be considered Salisbury steak. Got that?
 
Ok...now read this:
 
The product name can be a key factor in the consumer's decision to buy the product
The "95%" rule applies to products consisting primarily of meat, poultry or fish..In these examples, at least 95% of the product must be the named ingredient.
Counting the added water, the named ingredient still must comprise 70% of the product.
Don't worry, our schools aren't actually doing anything wrong, per the USDA. In fact, our schools don't have to worry about the above policy. Those are just the regulations concerning pet food labeling  the Association of American Feed Control Officials (AAFCO) established. They didn't feel USDA's policies (aka, the same one's for our kid's) were specific enough. According to the AAFCO standards, the proper name for my "Salisbury steak"  would be more properly called  "beef and maybe pork dinner, for kids".
 
Raise your hand if you're freaking out right now.
 
Because our schools say they are at the mercy of the USDA's guidelines and the USDA says schools have options to not be, I feel like our kids are caught in the middle of one huge Mexican standoff. I guess it's time, as parents, to interject ourselves in the middle and start demanding some changes. Anyone else feel like parents need to establish an organization to set up some guidelines?  
 
By the way, the FDA wants you to know:
 
 Pet owners and veterinary professionals have a right to know what they are feeding their animals. The pet food label contains a wealth of information, if one knows how to read it. Do not be swayed by the many marketing gimmicks or eye-catching claims. If there is a question about the product, contact the manufacturer or ask an appropriate regulatory agency. [2]
 
 
 
 
 

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Thank you FAO for putting this together! Granted, it was written for under-developed countries, it's easy to understand.  I am happy to know it follows guidelines by the HACCP. Which I trust, because the HACCP was developed by Keystone Foods, here in the USA. Which has a partner called McKey, not here in the USA.. Which supplies McDonald's.
Ummmmm..McWhat???

the enchilada tried to kill me.

That enchilada hates me. I'm not sure what I did to make it so angry at me, but it must have been something terrible. Maybe it's because I'm using it to help me win a lunchbox from Simple, Good, and Tasty. I'm guessing I offended it. Oh, well.
 Before I start my anti-enchilada rant, I think it's important to establish some things first.
  1. I do not in any way, blame my son's school cafeteria ladies for the enchilada's attempted murder. They did not make this thing. They only reheated it. They are innocent by-standers.
  2. I am, what can easily be considered, a healthy person. I am of average height and weight. I work out often, rarely eat fast food, and regularly take vitamins and probiotics. My blood pressure, while on the lower side, is very much in the healthy range. My only food allergy that I know of, comes from foods that contain insane amounts of yellow dye. The kinds in fake lemonade and unusually brightly colored desserts. It has to have alot. As a general rule of thumb, I tend to stay away from day-glo colored food.
Now, about that enchilada.
Again, like the pizza, my first concern is the size. You're probably looking at it thinking, "it doesn't seem so big".  While it may not be too big for a grown adult, it's pretty big when you consider it's being served to someone with a stomach three times smaller than your's. Add that to the beans, rice and mandarin oranges; you get a full-blown sugar-infused, straight from a can carb fest. If you look real close, you can see the salad under the cup of dessing. Now, stand back a little (kind of like you're looking at one of those magic eye pictures), and see if the proportions look out of whack.
The fork was optional.
I understand that it was listed on the menu as an enchilada, but most that I've come across have required a fork. I'm suspicious that this one didn't. It was so hard, that cutting it with a fork would have required much more time and man power than allowed... and probably a steak knife. I gave up on the cutting idea and was suprised that I could pick it up and eat it with my hands. Since, the meat sauce was less "sauce" and more of  "crumble", I was able to eat that, too. Amazingly, it all stayed together. It did taste like an enchilada, and it wasn't bad. I just wouldn't call it good, either.
And then came the aftermath.
Immediately after lunch, I started to feel bad. Like the pizza, I had a headache. About an hour later, my stomach began rumbling. I started feeling tired. I felt "out of it". Then, the sides of my face started to tingle. This is what happens right before I have an allergic reaction to yellow dye. I took two benedryl just in case. Yet, sure enough, the hives came. Thankfully, I had taken the benedryl early enough and the hives weren't so bad. Unfortunately, it didn't occur to me until I looked at my pictures, to question how in the world that cheese was so yellow. I think I have the answer.
Later that evening, I was still feeling weird. My stomach was still feeling gross. I got a fever. I threw up.
Then I cursed that enchilada and I cursed its enchilada family for the next hundred years.
I kid you not, it took me three days to quit feeling the effects, digestively speaking. Mentally, a little longer. Physically, the hives are gone.
I would like to thank my father-in-law at this point for the probiotics. I think he has a large part in the saving of my life.
 
I really hope my near death-by-enchilada gets me a prize.
 
 
 
 

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Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at my first entry of Simple, Good and Tasty's School Lunch contest. All I can say about that pizza slice is..
"Wow. That thing is huge."
In case you're wondering, yes, this is also the same size the kids got. Imagine looking into a sea of children sitting before you in the school cafeteria. They have each elbow propped up on the table, using both hands to grip their pizza. They lower the pizza, take a bite. They raise the pizza back up to chew. Each time they raise it back up, their little faces disappear behind the slice. Really, I mean totally hidden behind the pizza. Take a bite, see their face; raise it up, face is gone.
From now on, I propose that schools serve portions smaller than our children's heads.
It could be because I never eat anything this cheesy, greasy, or large. But, whatever the reason, I can tell you that after 10 minutes into eating this beast, I got the worst headache ever. I was also sad to find out that the green beans had managed to lose all flavor somewhere between the farm and my tray. Because of the pizza induced head pounding , I kept reaching to the green beans for safety. Yet each time I put a bite into my mouth, I had to do a double take because they didn't taste like anything. Nothing. Nada. Nope. How can you make a green bean taste like nothing, not even a green bean?  It's bizarre.
I guess my main questions to the people that buy our food, would be...Couldn't we just serve half of that slice instead of the whole slice? Wouldn't we then only need to order half that amount, and end up spending only half of what we did? 
Do you think we could use that extra cash to buy some green beans that taste like green beans?
Everything IS bigger in Texas.